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Lol pardon the title, was trying to remind myself of my prsp code. Thats the main point of my blogging today also haha! =D

Been damn long since i blogged.. Erm.. life's been good! Got CMSY prsentation coming up and PRSP assignments due, and also WDS project which i havent started.. Ahwells..

ADP is surprised that his status in facebook attracted so many comments within an hour! Whoa.. Shaldnt say any further. =)

Until next time peeps. =)

Dun from the future here! And yes that's my mum. Wow can't believe I had the guts to speak in 3rd person last time that's pretty gross! Thinking back, it's been a long time since I was in poly huh! Those days were pretty fun man hahaha. Oh well time to move forward! 2nd year of my rmit is starting in less than a months time! (8/12/2015 11:17am)

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and the boy both agreed.

Ms. Neelam: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy: (pause) "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: "Coconut"
Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum"
Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"
Ms. Neelam: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep."
Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"
Boy: "Fork"
Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "Surname"
Ms. Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "Heart."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

ADP from the future here, this is my grandma and she's still living healthily jn 2015! Can't believe I actually posted this kinda lame ass jokes here last time haha! Life is okay in 2015, as you grow older you see your old friends all deviating into different paths,  some start families, some are still searching for their passion, while some are still searching. It's really interesting though! (8/12/15)

Tp got swine flu

Like got four cases in business school and dont know how many cases in design school already?

Why isnt the school doing anything sia? Must it wait till it spreads to a few hundred innocent students before it starts taking actions? Or is it trying to cover up the fact that it has swine flu to protect the school's name? Is the school's name more important that the student's welfare? Its already lke perhaps more that 5 cases, and maybe more I dont know. What the hell is the school doing?

Haha I remember Temasek polytechnic was really not that great in managing stuff back in those days, be it reacting to an epidemic to training their staff to having some form of courtesy to whom they speak with. Ah well, met great friends there though! Hope their management has really improved since then! T-minus 7 hours to my macro exam. Wish me luck! :D (ADP, 26/10/15, 02:36am)