A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and the boy both agreed.

Ms. Neelam: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy: (pause) "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: "Coconut"
Ms. Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: "Bubblegum"
Ms. Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: "Shake hands"
Ms. Neelam: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep."
Ms. Neelam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Ms. Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Ms. Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"
Ms. Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Ms. Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand?"
Boy: "Fork"
Ms. Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: "Surname"
Ms. Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
Boy: "Heart."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

ADP from the future here, this is my grandma and she's still living healthily jn 2015! Can't believe I actually posted this kinda lame ass jokes here last time haha! Life is okay in 2015, as you grow older you see your old friends all deviating into different paths,  some start families, some are still searching for their passion, while some are still searching. It's really interesting though! (8/12/15)

Tp got swine flu

Like got four cases in business school and dont know how many cases in design school already?

Why isnt the school doing anything sia? Must it wait till it spreads to a few hundred innocent students before it starts taking actions? Or is it trying to cover up the fact that it has swine flu to protect the school's name? Is the school's name more important that the student's welfare? Its already lke perhaps more that 5 cases, and maybe more I dont know. What the hell is the school doing?

Haha I remember Temasek polytechnic was really not that great in managing stuff back in those days, be it reacting to an epidemic to training their staff to having some form of courtesy to whom they speak with. Ah well, met great friends there though! Hope their management has really improved since then! T-minus 7 hours to my macro exam. Wish me luck! :D (ADP, 26/10/15, 02:36am)

Relinked

No no, I'm not relinking myself dont worry. =)

Been donkey years since I touched blogger, I'm happy to announced that..

I HAVE RELINKED

AUDREY, DARYL, FIONA, JAMILA, and SOPHIA! =DD

Damn good friend right me? =))

Until next time my invisible audience~

ADP from the future here! Anws that photo isn't me! It's a girl named cheryl whom I used to know back when I was still in NS! Anyway reading back I think when I posted this post back then blogging was actually already not a trend so I really don't know what I was thinking posting that hahaha. Apart from audrey, I think I've kinda lost touch with the rest of the people I've relinked above in the year 2015? Ah well, if fate allows it I'll see them around someway somehow I'm sure :) (ADP, 25/10/15, 10:33)

Byte

8 bit = 1 byte
1024 byte = 1KB
1024 KB = 1MB

1Mb = 1 Megabit = 125KB = 1.25MB

Future Dun here! Oh wow this is such old stuff I can't believe I actually used my blog to record this down back in poly year 1 hahaha! Anws I know I look really bad in mushroom haircut okay but idc cos it's a photo of me and my mum from the future woo!! Anws just to clarify I sometimes browse through my old posts and insert new photos as a form of "note from the future". Yeah I know it's kinda lame don't judge okay bye. (ADP from the future, 25/10/15, 10:28)

HEntai

"papa whats hentai ah?", "You see your mum? Naked right? cartoon version. =)" - Muhd Haidar

Yo ADP from the future here with a pic from the future! Wanted to use Haidar's pic but I can't find any so here's on of me and Kate! :) Would've totally forgot about this lame joke if I hadn't blogged this down years ago. Me and Haidar are still keeping in touch! Maybe during the holidays I might be working part time in cisco with him but I really just cant seem to find the mood to call up cisco man hahaha. Anyway I realize that blogging is actually pretty suitable for me since Im too forgetful to keep a diary around anyway. So this is probably the better platform for me to store my memories albeit it being a little less private. Who knows? Maybe one day when I get amnesia or something I could read back on this and regain some memories or something hahaha. Peace! (ADP, 25/10/15, 10:14 am)

Waaahh

Pissed.. Damn barber old man go and dieeee!!! Screw youuU!!!!!!

ADP from the future here, Aha I remember hair being really important to me back in those days. I guess it still kinda does though? I remember having some pretty ugly hairstyles back in the days and stuff too haha! But i guess what's more important is to be comfortable in your own skin no? Like, I remember consciously knowing that I had an ugly hair and yet I didn't give two hoots about it. It's harder to be nonchalant nowadays. Am I making sense? Do forgive me if I'm not cos it's 4.12am in the morning now :/ Peace out! (14/3/2015)

Options

After asking around for awhile, I got a few interesting suggestions and some pros and cons of volleyball and karate.. hilarious people I swear..

One person suggested to me that Karate is better cos it needed to be taught rather than volleyball, and that "hoi hoi hoi!" is so cute(?).. and volleyball is stupid cos you run around half naked, sweat like dog, later call on sand and have a rough rough body.. -.- And that volleyball one ball hit hit hit can already, doesnt need to be taught, just bend down can already(?).

On the other hand, another person suggested volleyball, at least its a sport compared to karate(?), and karate is gay cos they make stupid gay sound effects LOL..! And she argues that volleyball isnt all about bending down and needs tactics as well.. (hmm..). And karate has a retarded/gay robe LOLLLLL.. Personally, i find the sound effects part kinda sensible.. I dun wanna be recognised as the "guy who makes funny sounds when he punches" and all if I did join Karate.. then again, I would probably possess enough skills to break his neck or something if I'm made fun of..

Someone else told me to join Karate so I can do that watermelon trick.. >.<

Ah la.. slowly go think ba.. Hmm.. Wonder if Loke's willing to go volleyball with me.. =))

~237

ADP from the future here (good god I'm so unphotogenic -.-), so I never joined either cca in the end nor did I join one in RMIT, the uni I'm currently studying at. The culture in uni vs poly is so different! Maybe it's because everyone except for myself has grown to be much more mature. Oh well, at least the classes are manageable. Sometimes I don't know if people are actually taking classes seriously though because they seem to rant on and on about how tough the mods are. Well, to each their own I guess! Peace out! (ADP 31/8/2015)