My Dad and me on a bus

One day, me and my dad was on a bus and he was lecturing me about how naughty I am.

Me: So who do I blame then?
Dad: What do you mean?
Me: Like.. You and mum brought me to this world, so it must have been one of your genes that made me this bad right?
Dad: Dont say it like that son, if you meant like we created you so, doesn't that mean that we too deserve the right to abandon you as and when we like?
Me:...

Yup, my dad owns.